“I was going to color with a blue crayon, but Sarah had the blue so I coloreded it with gween instead,” said Landon Wulfsohn, who will have three of his pieces displayed in the new immersive exhibit, “I never know what I’m going to color. I just scwibble.”
Read More“Come on, team. Just like the Cubs and White Sox, we need to step it into gear. I want a vaccine in every arm of every Illinoisan. Just get a fudging vaccine already.”
Read More“Our system is quite simple. Our doorman has a chart that they can hold up to the patrons’ faces to determine where they land on the hotness scale. We are committed to our high standards for people that want to take 76 pictures in front of our ‘Rosé All Day’ sign,” said Smith, pouring half a bottle of vodka into a fish bowl.
Read More“As a lifelong Bears fan, the father of two said that this past draft was the first time since 1985 that he has felt complete inner fulfillment.”
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